Formally known as Generalized Ramblings and Rantings of Spring, I have since become a mom. I have many questions, observations, and lessons learned as I muddle my way through this new and most important identity. Don't be surprised if you disagree with my opinions. I am opinionated, conservative, and charismatic. These are my words and if you find yourself offended please feel free to read else where.
25.11.06
Ridiculous
What is worse than a flying pregnant hippo on steroids eating artificial multi-colored daisies about to come in for a landing near a Mongolian Buddhist school playground? - Boredom without ends and all the time in the world to think about how lonely and broken hearted you are.
Actually, I could probably come up with worse things than a lonely broken heart so maybe deciding the degree of discomfort is a fool-hearted attempt. But think of all the fun I could have deciding what is worse.
Like, an avalanche compacting into a huge snowball headed straight for Denver evolving to the rotating circumference of the Sears Tower traveling at the speed of a a Boeing 747 flattening everything in its path including small dogs and ugly cats. One can only imagine how it will destroy the downtown skyscrapers, airport, and golf resorts. - But don't you agree a wondering heart searching for her long lost love is worst than an enormous over sized snowball.
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