Stick it

I have decided the concept of "Sticking it to the man" is not possible. "The Man" must be a butthead to the "Little Guy" for there to be order. Instead, I will become a hermit living off the land and making cave art. Perhaps my cave art will be discovered. The carbon-dating will record inaccurately leading people to believe the cave art is prehistoric. I could be famous.
However, if I take credit for the work the public will know it is phony.

I will become Amish and build rocking chairs.